(Source: aftermidnightgamer)
FACT: It’s a rule in Hollywood that if there’s a movie being made with any Mexican gangsters and or cartels in it you have to call Danny Trejo and ask if he’s available and for his approval to make it.
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(Source: darkclown666)
“daddy, your weird mega man arm looks soft and delicious. can I eat it? no? ok, I’ll just stare at it like this until you change your mind.”
(Source: benbruce-)
(Source: grandkaiser)
macencheeze asked: SARAH WOULD LOOK DOPE WITH BLUE HAIR! WE COULD CALL HER BLU SARTRELL!!
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS
June 1st, motherfuckers! let’s do this shit!
Just a friendly reminder to COME TO THE TEXASS TWEETUP RIGHT NOW! Jk June 1st. But right now works too. I’ll share my vodka.
RSVP, DAMMIT!
Someone Photoshop my hair blue so Fred will see how dumb I would look.
Please.
someone tell her she’s fucking crazy and she’d look amazing with blue hair!
red-headed-slut asked: Just how much do you like thick girls? Extra points for getting the term thick. You'd be surprised how many people don't.
ever since I can remember I’ve loved thick girls. ass, hips, and a little belly is fucking sexy. I’ve pretty much always dated thicker women and I married a beautiful one with some serious legs and ass.
meat > bone