the random ramblings of an angry dinosaur

Hi, I'm a dinosaur. Go fuck yourself.

FACT: It’s a rule in Hollywood that if there’s a movie being made with any Mexican gangsters and or cartels in it you have to call Danny Trejo and ask if he’s available and for his approval to make it.

FACT: It’s a rule in Hollywood that if there’s a movie being made with any Mexican gangsters and or cartels in it you have to call Danny Trejo and ask if he’s available and for his approval to make it.

“daddy, your weird mega man arm looks soft and delicious. can I eat it? no? ok, I’ll just stare at it like this until you change your mind.”

“daddy, your weird mega man arm looks soft and delicious. can I eat it? no? ok, I’ll just stare at it like this until you change your mind.”

macencheeze asked: SARAH WOULD LOOK DOPE WITH BLUE HAIR! WE COULD CALL HER BLU SARTRELL!!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS

red-headed-slut asked: Just how much do you like thick girls? Extra points for getting the term thick. You'd be surprised how many people don't.

ever since I can remember I’ve loved thick girls. ass, hips, and a little belly is fucking sexy. I’ve pretty much always dated thicker women and I married a beautiful one with some serious legs and ass.

meat > bone