deviantpixel asked: Remember that time you broke your wrist while beating my rancid meat?
Use the foreskin, Luke.– Obi Gay Kenobi
you’re like Frankenstein’s monster, but if his monster was made of...
I've gotten to the point where I'm just wandering...
it’s only been four days and stir crazy Fred is stir crazy as fuck. how the shit do people sit at home all god damn day doing nothing without impaling themselves on a chair leg for fun? balls. Wednesday can’t get here soon enough.
DANCE, MY LITTLE PUPPETS! DANCE!
dinosaur blogging 101
first and only lesson: post a rant. then step away and watch everyone freak the fuck out for no reason. laugh and laugh and laugh. your job is done. class dismissed!
If you don't have kids, keep your parenting...
suizdejinn: And seeing as I’m feeling friendly today here are a few other things you cannot comment on, by that same logic: Politics, unless you’re a President or a Senator. Sports, unless you’re a paid professional athlete. Music, unless you’re being currently paid for writing or performing songs of any genre. Religion, unless you’ve read all holy books of all the religions of all the...
the next person who makes a post that starts with...
this is how Hudson plays with his favorite toy (and his first bite of every meal). he rolls around on it until he can’t find it anymore. then he gets all excited when he remembers where it is.
few things make me happier than watching Bronx and...
it’s pure joy for them. just running around like a lunatic with your best bud having the time of your life and no worries. dogs have it all figured out, man. they keep it simple.
if you have Netflix then you need to watch Halo:...
and not just if you’re a fan of the games. it’s a really solid movie that stands on its own. you don’t need to know anything about the series, but if you do, it totally does it justice. it’s a great action/drama/scifi flick. even if it had nothing to do with the source material. the effects are solid and not overused. you can tell they put their hard work into making it look real and not over...
at the end of the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.
I'm at the vet picking up medicine for Bronx and...
the movies always show you how romantic and cute...
movies are bullshit.