the random ramblings of an angry dinosaur

there’s a huge pile of bricks that’ve been in my yard since I bought the house. I planned on making a fire pit or a crazy grill with them. I changed my mind because I’m fucking lazy and there’s a grill on the registry and if someone in my family doesn’t get me it I’m burning the house down and killing them all.

anyway, I’m tired of looking at them so I listed them for free there this morning. I put in the listing that I don’t know what kind they are, I don’t know what they can use them for, and that they’re red. oh, and that I didn’t wanna discuss them. I posted a picture and let them know they come get them and load them. I’ll be on the couch.

well apparently none of them read and have all (like 40 in the last few hours) decided to tell me what they wanna use it for and bla bla bla. I DON’T CARE BRO JUST COME GET THEM SO MY GRASS WILL GROW THERE AGAIN!

so I only answered the one person who knew how to spell and didn’t ask me anything or send me ten paragraphs about how they’ve been looking for this kind and wanna make a who gives a fuck in their I don’t fucking care with them.

humans enrage me.

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18. yellowcakeuranium said: So what kind of bricks are they? What can I make with them? Do you know the color, by chance??
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