the random ramblings of an angry dinosaur

darksidelawyer asked: Fred, someone on the internet said something that hurt my feelings. Or offended me. Or with which I disagreed. Even though it was in no way directed at me personally. Will you please promise that your Administration will outlaw this behavior? PWEEZE?!?!

I can not make that promise. what I can promise is that anyone acting like a whiney useless cunt will be dragged out into the street, shot, and then ground down. but don’t worry, we won’t waste it. we’ll feed it to the children to toughen them up. speaking of toughening up, we’ll be removing the no lose leagues created by their useless parents and they will only receive trophies (made from their whiney parents bones) when they win and not just for participating.

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14. wwwesty said: Your opinion compels me to provide my own opinion.
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18. vanillatice said: NO MORE SST’s EITHER PLEASE
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33. burningspy said: This is a campaign I can definitely get behind!
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42. cokedupjesus said: Boy this sounds splendid. I’m sorry, but I can’t vote for you because I’m already running myself. My campaign is built on a platform of human slavery, death beams and a war with Saturn. I can’t support your tomfoolery, but I will eliminate all weak.
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